Entries from March 2008
Emergency Spanish Phrases
2 March, 2008 · Leave a Comment
¿Dondé está el baño? Where is the bathroom?
Tu hija es muy bonita. Your daughter is very beautiful.
¿Cuanto cuesta esa cosa? How much does that thing cost?
Tengo una caja roja de las lapices. I have a red pencil box.
Me gusta tu cabeza y tu estamago. – I like your head and your stomach.
No comas esa. No sabes donde esa ha pasado. – Don’t eat that. You don’t know where it has been.
No, guardia. No tengo marihuana. No, officer. I have no marijuana.
Lavase, y conduce a mi. Bathe her, and bring her to me
(From The Foundation for Neo-cognitive & Ontologoical Research and Development)
Want more? Here’s another useful phrase every traveller should learn…
Categories: whatever
My first (and probably worst) post
1 March, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Let’s kick things off with an all-time classic. It’s the video that has everyone literally vomitting in their mouths. 2 girls 1 cup, a clip that’s definitely not safe for work… well not safe for anywhere actually. (btw, you may want to check out the reaction videos before watching it.)
