Emergency Spanish Phrases

¿Dondé está el baño? Where is the bathroom?

Tu hija es muy bonita. Your daughter is very beautiful.

¿Cuanto cuesta esa cosa? How much does that thing cost?

Tengo una caja roja de las lapices. I have a red pencil box.

Me gusta tu cabeza y tu estamago. – I like your head and your stomach.

No comas esa. No sabes donde esa ha pasado. – Don’t eat that. You don’t know where it has been.

No, guardia. No tengo marihuana. No, officer. I have no marijuana.

Lavase, y conduce a mi. Bathe her, and bring her to me

(From The Foundation for Neo-cognitive & Ontologoical Research and Development)

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